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I would die for you. But I won't live for you.
Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]

amazingphil-gifs:

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greenlght:

mukegiggles:

5sos are probably the only band to beep out faggot but leave fuck in a song

it’s because they realize that f word is worse than “fuck”

samaurigro:

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

Bless the human who made this post

samaurigro:

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

Bless the human who made this post

a-studyinsonic:

NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:

  • Are tanned
  • Good-looking
  • Drink copious amounts of alcohol
  • Like sport
  • Can magically surf
  • Say G’Day Mate

ALL AUSTRALIANS:

  • Have ridden an emu to school at least once
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queenturtleofthemajesticislands:

the-winchester-initiative:

orangeninjadan:

officialeo:

fast-lifee:

headhunterxzi:

gravityfalse:

ask-fugi-no-misamac:

officialeo:

I’m sorry.
It had to be done. 

Ok,You really did it now!

I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

Allow me to play you the song of my people.

where can i download this

oh dear

at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

but then i noticed how long it was

and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

IT HIT

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^Literally my face when it hit

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING….

flatulenceontoast:

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atamponinaglass:

IS THIS CONDUCTIVE INK IM GOING TO SCREAM

atamponinaglass:

IS THIS CONDUCTIVE INK IM GOING TO SCREAM

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

retrolizard:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine you and your icon reenacting the boat scene from Titanic.

…..the “boat scene”?

………..

…………the entire movies takes place on a boat

magicalmisterysubmarine:

this kid is smarter than like 70% of adults.

braydaaan:

bestnatesmithever:

tastefullyoffensive:

Invisible Bicycles

Last one made me spit.

im laughing really hard omfg

koda-koala:

skatoon-network:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

wizardstan:

thirstywhiplash:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

 

DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

#Reblogging For Dildo Awarness

Ha!