zeldathemes
I would die for you. But I won't live for you.

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

substitute teacher: hi my name is mr. smith *wries it out on board* thats smith s-m-i-t-h, not mr. shit, ive heard it all before dont even try it. uhm you can call me mr. s if you want, anyways graduated back in 98' from ohio state i have 3 beautiful kids cayden, jack, and my oldest noah hes 8 heres a picture wow ya i love them all so much and this is my beautiful wife linda isnt she gorgeous
me: get to the fucking point

gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

the-goddamazon:

BLOWED QUESTIONS.

relahvant:

what a shit omg

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

howlbedamned:

fuck.

howlbedamned:

fuck.

phan-in-kilts:

so i found out that my phone can connect to my school’s staff room’s TV and on my last day of school i’m going to stream the phanaconda video on to it during the governor’s meeting and no-one can stop me.

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

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i stand corrected

kernalmustache:

That guy nearly choked on his drink

leviaphan:

Dan and Tyler Being Offensive

REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.